Remember candy? Remember the days when you could get sticky and gooey and you biggest worry was how short your mom was going to have to cut your hair to even it up to match the chunk she had to cut out because you fell asleep with GUM IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!? Remember when strangers weren't strangers if they had candy? And the sure-fire remedy for that icky coating on your teeth from eating too much candy was more candy?
Remember the days when Red Dye #2 sounded like someone who needed more sleep and to use the toilet?
And the worst thing that could happen is for you to drop your sucker on the carpet - dipping dipping dipping it in a cup of water to get the hair off so you could eat the rest.
Remember when dad would only give you a half stick of Wrigley's?
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