You: It's our pleasure, what is Thanksgiving without surrounding ourselves with friends like you?
Friends: STOP THE PRESSES . . . what a hip and awesome dining set
You: Cool, huh, I got it at abode, please excuse me while I answer the door
Strangers: Hi, we saw your groovy dining set on face book and rushed right down
You: Honey, we're going to need more stuffing
you know you want it