Friday, July 02, 2010

coRnY

do you remember when your dad used to say something so embarrassingly stupid that you thought you would stop breathing forever?  he would say it a lot and laugh at himself while you tried to shrink to the size of a pea, and you definitely had "that look" on your face (the one your mother swore to slap off?).  so now that I'm fifty ( I like writing it out much better than mere digits), I have one of those sayings that I say every year at this time, I know my friends cringe and they are probably thrilled that I am on vacation this week to spare them!

Here goes , , , don't forget to pick up a fifth on the 3rd for the 4th!

There, now was that so bad?

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

what do you get when you combine one part glam with two parts SHAZAAAAM?


fresh and exciting and only at abode!

gooooooaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll!

i waited 48 years to get married and tomorrow we celebrate our 2nd anniversary and already I'm a widow!  "Football" did it.  in the global sense of the word.  If i time it just right I can catch my beloved couch surfing, shouting unmentionable words and squeezing my face in jubilation - those bruises you see are brought to you by FOOTBALL!!

i think i'll be out of town for the finals in self preservation