i waited 48 years to get married and tomorrow we celebrate our 2nd anniversary and already I'm a widow! "Football" did it. in the global sense of the word. If i time it just right I can catch my beloved couch surfing, shouting unmentionable words and squeezing my face in jubilation - those bruises you see are brought to you by FOOTBALL!!
i think i'll be out of town for the finals in self preservation