do you remember when your dad used to say something so embarrassingly stupid that you thought you would stop breathing forever? he would say it a lot and laugh at himself while you tried to shrink to the size of a pea, and you definitely had "that look" on your face (the one your mother swore to slap off?). so now that I'm fifty ( I like writing it out much better than mere digits), I have one of those sayings that I say every year at this time, I know my friends cringe and they are probably thrilled that I am on vacation this week to spare them!
Here goes , , , don't forget to pick up a fifth on the 3rd for the 4th!
There, now was that so bad?